Selfless Supporter Gifts

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Alms Bank

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Me and my money are soon parted

Please Give

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

World Cup Fan.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

Rodin's Charity Collector

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"We will remember them."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."