Enthusiastic Supporter Gifts

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Men can show their emotions!

100k Desert Crawl

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Cheerleaders from another planet

"We’re ready when you are!"

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Go Team!

Sports area vendors.

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"