Joyful Supporter Gifts

Same Sex Wedding

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Men can show their emotions!

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Please Give

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

World Cup Fan.

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Football addict

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Rishi Sunak

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"We’re ready when you are!"

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Jeff gives it up for Lent.