Joyful Supporter Pillows

Same Sex Wedding

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Men can show their emotions!

Please Give

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Football addict

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Rishi Sunak

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Counsellor for man on desert island

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"We’re ready when you are!"

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."