Sanguine Supporter Pillows

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Men can show their emotions!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Please Give

World Cup Fan.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"We’re ready when you are!"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

Kyle Sinckler

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

"My husband is a football fan."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

What would Jesus Do

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"