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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Men can show their emotions!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Football addict

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

Forever Pride!

Trans Rights are Human Rights

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'