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'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Men can show their emotions!

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"Comfortable?"

"Missing elf"

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Can't a guy have a hobby?

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"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

I'm With Jolly

Santa Claus playing golf.

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'

'This child obesity is killing me!'

"Our next delegate will update us on the state of the polar ice caps."

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