Jolly Pet Lover Pillows

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Next!'

'Click it or ticket.'

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He ran out of pee."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Good book?'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

When Pugs dream.

Santa Claus walks dogs

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Fido phones

'If we build it, they will come.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Self-walking dog

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'