Jolly Pet Lover Prints

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Next!'

K9 Literati.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pet Pony

"He ran out of pee."

'Click it or ticket.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Good book?'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

When Pugs dream.

Santa Claus walks dogs

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Self-walking dog

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'