Cheerful Supporter Pillows

Men can show their emotions!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

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'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"I'm feeling generous."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"We’re ready when you are!"

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Corkscrew

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

Help Support Santa Off-Season

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.