Cheerful Celebrator Pillows

Dragon Boat Festival

Brain Cheering

Baubles

Bubbly

Jumping Man

Men can show their emotions!

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

The wedding.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

Corkscrew

Christmas jig

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Castaways at Christmas

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Queen Mum (colour)

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'I limit myself to just one glass of wine a day...'

St. Patricks Day Burlesque

Birthday Wish

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

New Year

55th Birthday

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

I Love My Mum

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."

Couple on their way to a wedding. Woman says: 'Apparently, the church is so small we're only allowed to thrown short-grain rice.'

Sexy Christmas.