Ironic Celebrator Pillows

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

Bad luck Brian! R.I.P.

Bubbly

Non-Denominational Carols

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"Happy new year!"

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Birthday Painting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

The wedding.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'I had everything ready for a nice romantic dinner, but sure enough, he ruined it by getting into a feeding frenzy...'

Castaways at Christmas

Christmas jig

Birthday Wish

Baubles

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'To a vinculo matrimonii.'

Queen Mum (colour)

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

Couple on their way to a wedding. Woman says: 'Apparently, the church is so small we're only allowed to thrown short-grain rice.'

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

Brain Cheering

Sexy Christmas.

Getting older.

Dragon Boat Festival

'Santa has swine flu - Happy Easter.'