Whimsical Celebrant Pillows

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Bubbly

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Happy new year!"

Two men toasting

Festivus poles

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

The Acrobat/Musician

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

The wedding.

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Black Velvet.

A orchestra performs in the rain

St David's Day

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

Burn's Night.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Social Distance Seder

Bell