Whimsical Celebrant Gifts

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Bubbly

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Radiator jazz player

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Happy new year!"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Two men toasting

Festivus poles

The wedding.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

The Acrobat/Musician

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

St David's Day

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Black Velvet.

A orchestra performs in the rain

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

The Year of the Tigger

Burn's Night.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Social Distance Seder