Unconventional Celebrant Pillows

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Bubbly

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Non-Denominational Carols

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Trick or treat?"

"Happy new year!"

Festivus poles

Two men toasting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

The wedding.

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Black Velvet.

St David's Day

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Reindeer with mounted Santa and elf hunting trophies

Christmas party for the home worker

Burn's Night.

Social Distance Seder

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

St. Patricks Day Burlesque

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

On the second day of Christmas...

Christmas with Christo

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

55th Birthday