Unconventional Celebrant Pillows

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Bubbly

Non-Denominational Carols

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Trick or treat?"

"Happy new year!"

Festivus poles

Two men toasting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

The wedding.

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

Black Velvet.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

St David's Day

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Christmas party for the home worker

Burn's Night.

Social Distance Seder

St. Patricks Day Burlesque

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

Christmas with Christo

On the second day of Christmas...

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

55th Birthday

Rule Britannia!