Nontraditional Celebrator Pillows

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Non-Denominational Carols

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Happy new year!"

Year of the Rat

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Festivus poles

Two men toasting

Birthday Painting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

Black Velvet.

St David's Day

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Happy Whatever

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Easter chocolate

Christmas party for the home worker

Burn's Night.

Poinsettia, From Mexico to the World

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

The Cohens assert their Jewish identity during the holiday season

Social Distance Seder

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'