Birthday Celebrant With A Twist Pillows

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"Happy new year!"

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

The first birthday gift.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

A drum covered in candles

Handel sitting on a piano

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Football club

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

Man holding a birthday cake.