Birthday Celebrant Pillows

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I got my wish!"

Have a very harmonious birthday!

'How does it feel to have moved up to another target marketing category.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'I'm not looking forward to my birthday. I'll be old enough to know better!'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Ballet Birthday

A boy holding a balloon shaped like a '6'

Scottish Birthday Cake

A man holding balloons shaped like '41'

"I spent our savings on that gift card so you should be able to buy yourself something pretty nice. So, happy birthday."

"How does it feel to be a year older, Baldo?"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Birthday Cat

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

Man holding a birthday cake.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

'Miss Hale, it's my birthday. Tell the employees they have an extra five minutes for their coffee break.'

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....