Birthday Celebrant Gifts

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

THe Older You Get The More You Look Like Your Birthday Cake.

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I got my wish!"

Have a very harmonious birthday!

"Yes, you may make a wish. No, it can't be a divorce."

'How does it feel to have moved up to another target marketing category.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'I'm not looking forward to my birthday. I'll be old enough to know better!'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Ballet Birthday

A boy holding a balloon shaped like a '6'

Scottish Birthday Cake

A man holding balloons shaped like '41'

"I spent our savings on that gift card so you should be able to buy yourself something pretty nice. So, happy birthday."

"Another year and you haven't slowed down a bit..."

"How does it feel to be a year older, Baldo?"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Birthday Cat

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

Man holding a birthday cake.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

Mick Jagger

'Miss Hale, it's my birthday. Tell the employees they have an extra five minutes for their coffee break.'

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

"My birthday cake molds work great. Now, I need to invent something I can use to deliver them."

Thrilled with his new driver, Mark simply couldn't wait to get to the range to try it out.

'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.