Birthday Celebrators Gifts

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Balloon Surprise

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Happy birthday Darling!

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party