Birthday Celebrators T-Shirts

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Dog Birthdays

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Balloon Surprise

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy birthday Darling!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Pinata good bags.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Football party