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'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

". . . What's the secret of your long life?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Dog Birthdays

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Happy birthday Darling!

Balloon Surprise

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Pinata good bags.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"