Birthday Celebrants Gifts

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

". . . What's the secret of your long life?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Happy birthday Darling!

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Birth Cake

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"