Birthday Celebrator Gifts

Life begins at 60

Oh, to be 70 again.

"Well, they didn't forget my birthday, how come you did?"

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"60's not old, it's experienced."

Rugby Birthday

"It's your birthday, dear. Pick out a big one."

Giuseppe Tartini 8th April 1692

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

"You CAN have your keto cake and eat it too!"

Playing happy birthday on the piano

Handel sitting on a piano

A drum covered in candles

"If there are seven dog years to every year - why don't I get seven birthday cakes every year?"

Barry realized this birthday was going to be spent all along. His friends had forgotten him.

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'You're not washing those dishes...today is your birthday...you can wash them tomorrow.'

'Your car won't be ready for awhile -- we had a couple of unexpected birthdays come up.'

"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"

The first birthday gift.

"Mom should like it. I redacted her age."

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"The good news is you got another birthday card. The bad news is it's from the funeral home."

"I'll need to run some tests, but you have all the symptoms of being a day older."