Baby Celebrator Gifts

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

baby sweetcorn...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Emotional Bling

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Scot holding a heart.

"Cheers to being a person."

Congratulations!

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'He has his father's feet.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Trick or treat?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

The first birthday gift.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Theatrical Christmas.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Home for Seniors.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.