Childbirth Celebrants Gifts

'Go forth and multiply!'

baby sweetcorn...

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Congratulations!

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'He has his father's feet.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Womb for Kids

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Gay marriages in France.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Man holding a birthday cake.

Triplets

Rocking horse.

Twenty-first century baby walker