Childbirth Celebrants Pillows

'Go forth and multiply!'

baby sweetcorn...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Uterus: One size fits all.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Congratulations!

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'He has his father's feet.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Womb for Kids

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Gay marriages in France.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Rocking horse.

Man holding a birthday cake.

Triplets

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'