Baby Milestone Celebrators Gifts

'He took his first step!'

"When did she start crawling?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

Proud mums.

'Go forth and multiply!'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Baby's first horror movies

Baby Holding a Condom.

50th Birthday Balloons

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

'Baby's just said her first Pop Star!'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"Darling! He's walking!"

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'