Baby's Milestone Moments Gifts

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She posted her first blog today.'

One!

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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First Steps

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

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'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Her first telekinesis!'

Baby's first text.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

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