Baby's Milestone Moments Gifts

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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First Steps

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Baby's first horror movies

Baby's first text.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).