Baby's Milestone Celebrations Gifts

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

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First Steps

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

Eagle parenting.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Baby's first text.

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Great Joys like griefs are silent.