Baby's First Milestone Gifts

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Our infant daughter is veyr active and started to crawl. Do you have one with GPS?'

Baby's first text.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

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"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"