Baby Milestones Gifts

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

Baby's first horror movies

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

First Steps

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Eagle parenting.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'What do you think you're up to?'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

Baby's first text.