Baby Milestones Gifts

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

Baby's first horror movies

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'At lone at last.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She posted her first blog today.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

One!

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

First Steps

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'What do you think you're up to?'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Her first telekinesis!'