Baby Milestone Moments Gifts

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

One!

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

First Steps

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Sparkler

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

Haircuts

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"