Baby Milestone Moments Gifts

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'At lone at last.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

First Steps

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Eagle parenting.

Sparkler

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Her first telekinesis!'