Baby's First Milestone T-Shirts

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Our infant daughter is veyr active and started to crawl. Do you have one with GPS?'

Baby's first text.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

One!

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."