Baby's First Milestones T-Shirts

Grim Reaper family - 'Look dear, his first death rattle.'

"He sent his first text message!"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"When did she start crawling?"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

One!

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'He took his first step!'

Baby's first horror movies

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

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