Infant Milestones T-Shirts

'He took his first step.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"When did she start crawling?"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Dominant hand reveal party

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'What do you think you're up to?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"He's cut two teeth."

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

Baby's first text.

Baby's first horror movies

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

Grim Reaper family - 'Look dear, his first death rattle.'