Baby's Milestone Celebrations T-Shirts

'Baby's just said her first Pop Star!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'At lone at last.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

One!

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Eagle parenting.

A very fine vintage

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.