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'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

First Steps

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Eagle parenting.

A very fine vintage

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Baby's first horror movies

'Her first telekinesis!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

Baby Holding a Condom.

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"