Baby Milestone Enthusiast Pillows

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

First Steps

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

One!

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Baby's first horror movies

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'She's just done her first tweet.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

Baby Holding a Condom.

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'