Baby Milestone Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm proud of you for making a gurgle."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Baby's first horror movies

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

Baby Holding a Condom.

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'