Baby Milestone Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm proud of you for making a gurgle."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

One!

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

A very fine vintage

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Baby's first horror movies

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'She's just done her first tweet.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

Baby Holding a Condom.

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'