Baby Milestone Collector Pillows

Babies first steps.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'At lone at last.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

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First Steps

A very fine vintage

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Baby's first horror movies

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

Baby Holding a Condom.

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."