Baby Milestone Lover Pillows

Baby Holding a Condom.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

One!

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

First Steps

Eagle parenting.

A very fine vintage

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

Baby's first horror movies

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'She's just done her first tweet.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

Happy Golden Anniversary!