Baby Milestone Lover Gifts

Baby Holding a Condom.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

Eagle parenting.

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Baby's first horror movies

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"Darling! He's walking!"