Baby Milestone Collector Gifts

Babies first steps.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

One!

First Steps

Elton John

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Baby's first horror movies

'Her first telekinesis!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'She's just done her first tweet.'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."