Milestone Collector Gifts

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Barristers

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jumping Man

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

A very fine vintage

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'She said her first words today.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."