Milestone Marker Gifts

Happy Birthday!

Congratulations.

While You Were Here

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Try it again."

A very fine vintage

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

R.I.P. Jim Dandy Top sales rep 2005-2014

The highway of life, so far.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Pearly King and Queen

Do you think I'm sixty?

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Attic of hopes and dreams...