Milestone Documenter Gifts

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Pearly King and Queen

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Jumping Man

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

A very fine vintage

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'She said her first words today.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Graduate of 2021

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

"We're potty training."

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

While You Were Here

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

"Way to go, son."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."