Milestone Documenter Gifts

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Types of online-ing

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Pearly King and Queen

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Jumping Man

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'She said her first words today.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

A very fine vintage

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

Graduate of 2021

Happy Birthday!

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"We're potty training."

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

While You Were Here

I think she's about to say her first word!

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

"Way to go, son."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."