Milestone Maker Gifts

"We're potty training."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Pilot with champagne.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Guess what? I won again.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

A very fine vintage

'She said her first words today.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Too Many Genocides

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Proud mums.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

Graduate of 2021

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

50th Birthday Balloons

While You Were Here

I think she's about to say her first word!

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"Way to go, son."