Milestone Gifts

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"Way to go, son."

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"We have an acronym!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"One year closer to college!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Pilot with champagne.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.