Milestone Pillows

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"Way to go, son."

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"One year closer to college!"

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Pilot with champagne.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph